Day 1: Subject slept through the day, waking briefly to scratch, cough and smoke then complained about clear lack of Nachos in the house. When Nachos were not forthcoming, subject went back into the den and played video games.
Day 2: See day 1
Day 3: See Day 1
This writer feels that without a variation in the established routine (or a damn good fairy godmother) the promised 60-day transformation is bound to fail miserably. This writer questions her own sanity and wonders why the couple persists in carrying out this charade.
This writer needs a margarita.
Friday, January 04, 2008
Husband Transformation Progress Report
Posted by J. Denae at 11:52 AM
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4 comments:
Awww man! Well, you can't say you didn't try.
Hey, I have various drink mixers and a blender. A liquor store run could be arranged. Want to come over? :D You could bring knitting suitable for drinking. lol.
Have sour mix and salt in cupboard and cuervo black in the wine rack. You're welcome to em! :)
Just don't knit anything complicated while you drink, you'll only regret it later!
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it will get better.
Is this his LAST chance?
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