Things My Husband Can Never Know

1. Shortly before we started dating I made out with our friend Joel. It wasn't a big deal and it didn't "go" very far, but it would make my husband uncomfortable if he knew so we just don't talk about it.

2. I don't really like jazz. I try to, and I can appreciate some jazz-related things, but on the whole I'd rather listen to the Winnie the Pooh soundtrack.

3. I went to Sam's Club today. I was hungry and alone. Let's just say that if you're in need of crackers, tuna, brownie mix, cheese, peanut butter, cream puffs, those clear plastic nacho trays, trash bags, mini candy bars or mechanical pencils just give me a call.